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Making L madTen things you shouldn't say to L
1.''I am Kira.''
2.''How long does it take you to apply all this eyeliner?''
3.''Justice...tsk, my ass!''
4.''Paah, you lost again. To a GIRL!''
5.''No more cake! It'll make your tummy ache''
6.''My little Panda bear'' (pat his head while saying it)
7.''Trust me, you would look so much better if you showered once in a while.''
8.''The cake? You mean the last piece left? I ate it.''
9.''I'm afraid we ran out of sugar.''
Making Ikkaku madTen things you shouldn't say to Ikkaku
1.''Would you allow me to borrow your eyeshadow, Ikki?''
2.''So since when have you been bald?''
3.''Muahhahahaaaaaa!!'' (after he did his lucky dance)
4.''Oh my, look at the moon! It's sooo......no wait, that's just your shiny bald head!?''
5.''Soooooo, you and Yumi-kun are...'' (then rise your eyebrows meaningfully...twice!)
6.''I just told all the Captain about your great Bankai, and now they see you as a future Captain!''
7.''Ikkaku, Ikkaku! Guess what! They just made you Captain of the 4th company!''
8.''You look really pretty with your pink shirt. It suits you.''
Making Renji madTen things you shouldn't say to Renji
1.''So when will your Tattoo artist get sued for what he did to you?''
2.''Have you ever considered dying your hair orange? Maybe she'll like you more then.''
3.''Zangetsu is such a cool name for a Zanpakuto, don't you think? It sounds really strong!''
4.''The 70's are over you know...''
5.''I think you gained some weight.....''
7.''Oh my god, did you hear about the incident....you know, what Shuhei saw Ichigo doing with Rukia?''
8.''Oh my, I'm so jealous. You get to work with the most goodlooking, handsome, sweetest Captain ever!''
9.''No sunglasses? Can't afford 'em huh?''
Lesson OneDisclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of the characters except for Kiyomi.
This is my first fanfic, so I hope you guys like it.
Critique is very welcome!
''Geez, how many of those Shinigami are you gonna bring with you next time, Ichi? They're getting more and more, like a freaking plague!'' I shouted over to Ichigo after school.
He gave me an annoyed look back, which only made me angrier.
''Like seriously...as if Rukia wasn't already enough, look at those!
Feathers, Tats, Baldy, Boobs....and you even brought a kid!'' Wow, I was really proud of myself now, making myself 5 new enemies just with one sentence.
''BALDY?! Get over here
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